Just Had Sex Part I
Lavi: Hey Yuu.
Kanda: Have I ever told you my plans for your death.
Lavi: Maybe. Buuuuut
Lavi: Sometimes something amazing happens in this world.
Kanda: What the fuck are you talking about
Lavi: You don’t know hot express yourself so you just gotta sing.
Kanda: I swear to God you need help
Lavi: I just had sex and it felt so good~ A woman let me put my penis inside of her
Kanda: That is something I never fucking needed to know
Lavi: I just had sex and I’m never going back to the not-havin’-sex ways of the past
Kanda: Stop
Lavi: Have you ever had sex? I have, and it felt great. It felt so good when I did it with my penis
Lavi: A girl let me do it, it literally just happened
Having sex should make a nice man out of the meanest.
Kanda: Jesus fucking Christ
Kanda: I swear to God
Kanda: I’m going to fucking castrate you just so I never have to deal with this again
Kanda: What the fuck is wrong with you
Lavi: Never guess where I just came from, I have sex
If I had to describe the feelin’ it was the best
Kanda: I DON’T WANT TO FUCKING KNOW USAGI
Lavi: When I had sex, man my penis felt great
