Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations
Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.
why are replies so complicated now Jesus
I do not know, my child. But when you find out, tell me.
I will, accurately depicted Jesus.
THAT’S A FUCKING STRAIGHT JACKET FOR BABIES WHAT THE FUCK DON’T ADD A LITTLE SMILEY FACE WITH SOME HEARTS AND PUT THE WORD SNUGGLE IN THERE THAT’S HORRIFYING
You guys have clearly never dealt with babies, it’s called swaddling you dumbasses and it helps calm a baby down and it makes it easier for a mother to hold onto/nurse a very fussy baby.
also it makes babies less likely to like poke themselves in their eyes or scratch their faces up with their demon infant nails
seriously, baby nails are incredibly sharp and a baby does not need to claw themselves up
swaddling is an ancient as fuck technique to keep your baby warm, safe, and calm (it simulates being held which helps make babies chill) and this particular invention means swaddling without all the fabric which will help keep babies cooler in warm climates, and also allow for changing diapers and the like without unswaddling them
sit yo asses down and learn to care for a small hairless human
You know what you use to to swaddle a baby? I GODDAMN BLANKET. It’s not going to calm baby down if only their arms are restrained, in fact it’ll probably scare them more. Swaddling is tight against the whole body and simulates being held/slept with and makes it easier for mom/dad/other to hold baby without flailing limbs (because at very young ages baby’s not totally in control of their limbs) just tying the arms back doesn’t keep baby warm, doesn’t comfort, and is not swaddling. SO shut the fuck up and use a goddamn blanket.
Saying Hello to the Dragon.
That is a fucking forest spirit and nobody will make me believe otherwise.
Full image here
daisy meeting her new sister for the first time…. I think she likes her
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY
my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
I guess now you could call it a high school
where do aliens hang out
this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again
Found an old PC monitor, decorated a little
Game postponed due to puppies.
cutest thing on soccer game ever
Idina Menzel stopped by the Tonight Show Music Room to perform”Let It Go” from “Frozen” with Jimmy and the Roots!
See how amazing she can be when she’s comfortable and NOT rushed?
is Jimmy Fallon just banging some blocks together
i found this a couple of days ago and i dont really remember doing this??? looks kinda old if u asK ME THE WORST PART IS THAT THERE ARE NO DIALOGUES JUST…. ¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
why this. why everything. what the fuck happened.
I can’t stop laughing at this.
The alarming thing is how long it took me to realize that this wasn’t two gifs of Jamie Lannister.
These are my favorite pictures of Otis and I together.
Someone said I shouldn’t limit myself to just true stories for my new webcomic. Maybe I’ll run out of material and then what will I do? But if I have learned anything from owning a corgi… you never run out of new material.
Otis is an amazing pup. He’s funny and sweet and curious. And while I always say he is mischievous, it is never the kind of mischief that makes you angry or stressed. It is playful and often hilarious. Yes, a few things have been chewed. A few things have been pooped on. But it is a small price to pay for having a best friend that is always happy to see you. Who will let you rub their belly if you give them treats. Who will do their business outside 95% of the time.
None of my other best friends do that. Although Gab might let me rub her belly if I make her eggs.
So I really hope you guys enjoy the comic. It’s been a while since I’ve done something original on this scale and I was pretty nervous before posting this morning. A big thanks to Chris for his amazing artwork. He and I will have something new for you every Wednesday.